The FRITZ: FINALE WEEK, Y’ALL

It’s The FRITZ, my weekly rapid-fire reality recap blog. For fellow lovers of Survivor and The Amazing Race, rejoice. For haters of all things non-scripted…step slowly from your screen. Uh, but please come back again soon. Like, seriously, don’t leave me forever because of this. The Amazing Race: THE FINALE This was it. After weeks of intra- and inter-team bickering, it came down to four final teams: the unlikeable “divorcees” (is that even a real term?), the border patrol agents […]

The FRITZ – Piggy McPig Rolls Into Town

It’s The FRITZ, my weekly rapid-fire reality recap blog. For fellow lovers of Survivor and The Amazing Race, rejoice. For haters of all things non-scripted…step slowly from your screen. Uh, but please come back again soon. Like, seriously, don’t leave me forever because of this. The Amazing Race This week’s episode can be summed up by a single repetitive Bollywood task and dance and GOOD GOSH THAT SONG. The producers loved that “hey yah hey yah yah” song so much […]

The FRITZ – “The game is still afoot.”

So sorry that I missed FRITZing with you all last week. The Amazing Race was off due to an awards show about music of the country variety, so I feel less bad since there was only Survivor to recap. But I’m back, Doc. Back from the future. Survivor: One World So remember how this season started out as “one world,” since, well, that’s the title of the season, but then it contradicted the title and became two worlds, but then […]

The FRITZ – “I promise it’s not poop.”

It’s The FRITZ, my weekly rapid-fire reality recap blog. For fellow lovers of Survivor and The Amazing Race, rejoice. For haters of all things non-scripted…step slowly from your screen. Uh, but please come back again soon. Like, seriously, don’t leave me forever. Survivor: One World Have I mentioned lately how much I love Tarzan? Because I do. I do, so very, very much. Please tell me what’s not to love about a bearded, mustached, possibly Alzheimer’s-inflicted old guy with definitely […]

The FRITZ – 3/23/12

It’s The FRITZ, my weekly rapid-fire reality recap blog. For fellow lovers of Survivor and The Amazing Race, rejoice with me. For haters of all things non-scripted…step away from your screen. Uh, but please come back again soon. Like, seriously, don’t leave me forever. Survivor: One World Nothing could have prepared us for this. We’d already had one medivac this season. Remember Snow White, the first episode? We barely knew her. Curses. In the premiere he referred to the season […]

The FRITZ – 3/16/12

It’s The FRITZ, my weekly rapid-fire reality recap blog. For fellow lovers of Survivor and The Amazing Race, rejoice with me. For haters of all things non-scripted…step away from your screen. Uh, but please come back again soon. Like, seriously. Survivor: One World Man, those guys are IDIOTS. Why on earth would they give up immunity and shift all that momentum back toward the women? They’re gonna get slaughtered now! They’re totally gonna lose challenges and go to tribal council […]

The FRITZ – 3/9/12

It’s The FRITZ, my weekly rapid-fire reality recap blog. For lovers of Survivor and The Amazing Race, welcome home. For haters of all things non-scripted…step away from your screen. Uh, but please come back. Survivor: One World After a mediocre premiere that culminated with a super-lame immunity challenge, a medivaced contestant, and a fake tribal council, this season has put on the rocket jets and already blasted into a more fascinating season than either of the last two combined. Sorry, […]

The FRITZ – 3/2/12

It’s The FRITZ, my weekly rapid-fire reality recap blog. For lovers of Survivor and The Amazing Race, welcome home. For haters of all things non-scripted…step away from your screen. Uh, but please come back. Survivor: One World Would the women survive the monstrous rains? Would all seven remaining ladies die? Or if they somehow survived the night, would they all just quit the next day? Who would Colton fraternize with then? These were the questions facing us in the wake […]