This a post inspired by Rob Shepherd’s “Things I Hope To Not Say To @JonAcuff.” Mine is different because it is, obviously, about Donald Miller and not that other famous Christian blogger/author/cool guy. Whereas Mr. Shepherd recently united under the same roof as Mr. Acuff at this year’s Catalyst conference, I’m soon-to-be uniting under the same structure as Mr. Miller at Storyline.
Additionally, my post’s title includes a “top-11” countdown element that Mr. Shepherd’s post lacks (I have a thing for irregular numbered countdowns). Also additionally, my title omits the Twitter handle technique employed by Mr. Shepherd. Also additionally also, my title differs from Mr. Shepherd’s by switching the “to” and “not” so as not to disrupt the seismic balance of infinitives.