Remember that Full House episode when our beloved Uncle Joey strikes it big by getting free cable, winning a radio contest, and ultimately landing the heralded “Ranger Joe” TV gig? In his excitement he sent a “hug-o-gram” to the retiring Ranger Roy, only to uncover afterward that the exiting ranger had a physical condition that prevented hugs of any kind. Suddenly, dear Uncle Joey is fired before his first day and his really great week unravels.
Of course, since it’s Full House, everything worked out for Uncle Joey in the end, and Mr. Woodchuck entered all of our lives forever. Don’t you wish life ran exactly like Full House?