Hey there TMZ’ers, what’s up? The sky. Unless you’re inside, and it’s the ceiling. Or unless you’re in the Hunger Games, and it’s a force-field dome. And if you’re in the arena shouldn’t you be avoiding child-killers instead of reading this blog? I mean, I’m honored, but if you die then you can’t read my blog anymore and that would sadden me like Peeta’s horrifically feminine name.
Okay, here’s the thing. I was gonna buy this new $5 e-book that’s sweeping the nation and more specifically all the blogs in my Google Reader feed, but then Tyler Tarver up and emailed it to me for free. Free like Willie! Or stuff you just take without asking.